Captain Underpants

A class of children are sitting on the mat.

''this is me in kindergarten.''

says George

''and this is me''

exclaims Harold.

''George and I aren't friends yet,we're about to be''

the teacher quickly turns to glare at the boys.

turning back to the board she says

''scientists''......

George looks over to Harold.

''ur......Anus''

laughs Harold quietly.

The teacher turns and coughs

''hmmmmmmmm''

she continues speaking as she writes on the board.

''known as a gas gaint''

''hahahahahahahahahahaha''

laughs the boys hysterically